feral-t33th:

strongermonster:

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

snibsnobs:

poptropica youtube tutorial

bwooom:

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

sapphling:

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

hymnsofheresy:

“we live in an uncaring universe”

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

lucytara:

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

charlottan:

they used to pin me against the wall and lick their lips seductively on wikipedia.com

fairycosmos:

fairycosmos:

there’s just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it’s like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

sacred-portal:

girlmostlikely:

card-of-the-day:

Today’s Card Is: Opression

tothechaos:

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

nowhen-but-now:

hobohobgoblim:

punkrorschach:

memewhore:

the “i am from russia” was a warning

I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we’re doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.

Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president